Hbu jokes

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Can I get a HOYA?

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

Bunger.