Hbu jokes

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Can I get a HOYA?

Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?

Bunger.