Hbu jokes

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

Can I get a HOYA?

If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Bunger.