Hbu jokes

(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?

*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*

Me: Hi, how are you?

A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?

Me: I'm good. 🤷‍♂️

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Can I get a HOYA?

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Bunger.

UU looks like boobies, hehe.