Hardship jokes
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
I suffered The Great Depression.
What鈥檚 the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.