I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
