Hair jokes jokes

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

I wish my hair was depressed.

Cause then it would cut itself.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

What's the best haircut?

Chemotherapy.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.