Groupthink jokes

Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...

You are not alone.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

The happier they get, the less they see.

My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

The songs: We understand you :)

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.