Gregory jokes

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Can February march? -- No, but April may.

Son: Dad, Dad, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!

Dad: What's wrong? Are you OK?!

Son: Mia asked me out on a date on February 30th!

Dad: 'Cause there's no February 30th?