Greenery jokes

Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Q: What's the best part about gardening?

A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?