Google Chrome jokes
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
"Why am I ugly?"
Google would like to operate your camera.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Google search = 3.141592…
Me: Mrs., can I read my book?
Teacher: Sure.
Me: *watching my Chromebook*
Community talk
OK FAM SO BASICALLY I USE GOOGLE CHROME INCOGNITO ON THE SITE AND MY MOM IS ONLY LETTING ME USE SAFARI FROM NOW ON SO I MIGHT BE ON LESS AND IVE BEEN TRYING TO LEAVE AND IVE NEVER REALLY BEEN ON AS MUCH BUT BASICALLY IM NOT “LEAVING,” BUT IM GONNA TRY REALLY REALLY HARD TO LEAVE ILY GUYS I MIGHT BE BACK TODAY OR I MIGHT BE BACK IN A WEEK IDK THIS SITE LOW KEY FELL OFF WHEN DAGGER LEFT 🤷♀️