Google Chrome jokes

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”