Google Chrome jokes

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

There is sperm on the computer screen.

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.