A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual
Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.
Bitches be like "you're racist" You're right, and I gonna win