Golf Cart jokes
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.

