Gobble jokes
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 馃幎 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 馃幎
Chandler-馃幍 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 馃幍
Mr. Beast- 馃幍 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 馃幍
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 馃幍
Kids- 馃幍 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 馃幍 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?