Glory

Glory Jokes

How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowship in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole ๐Ÿ•ณ from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes ๐Ÿ•ณ inside of the confessional booths

Penis โž• โž• โž• ๐Ÿ•ณ inside ๐Ÿšน ๐Ÿšน restroom equals ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ inside glory ๐Ÿ•ณ

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿซข ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ก ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ•ณ What is the difference between paying $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole? If you give $50.00 to received a anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00 ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ˜

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy

A catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession and while he is inside the confessional booth the catholic priest is sucking his dick and he says to the catholic priest what are you doing father and the priest says it's called giving a blowjob and the catholic gay male says why are you giving me a blowjob father inside the confessional booth? and the catholic priest says if there was no glory hole in the confessional booth my son it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place

The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You canโ€™t come in, youโ€™ve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothingโ€™s been canceled. Kili: Thatโ€™s a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: Itโ€™s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, itโ€™s been in the family for years. Thatโ€™s my motherโ€™s glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, Kiยญli, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Letโ€™s shove this in the hole, or otherwise weโ€™ll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereโ€™s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereโ€™s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadโ€™s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it

What is the origins of the glory hole? The origins can be found in San Francisco, California where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for a anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA in the wild west.

๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿค” Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ at the glory hole ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿ•ณ inside the adult book store someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿ˜ป ๐Ÿ˜ป ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š โ˜บ โ˜บ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ’˜

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

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โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ โ˜Ž๏ธ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ ๐Ÿ“ฑ What do you call gay men ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘ฌ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ‘จ receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ ๐Ÿ•ณ inside a adult book store ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐Ÿฅœ ๐ŸŒญ ๐Ÿฅœ

๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ norwegian massage ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™Œ

I entered kians house, at the top of the stair i was greeted my greatest fantasy, JOHN, he said in a manly tone, "hello there" i walked slowly up the stairs and greeted him back, as i walk past his room i felt uneasy , i walk into kians room to find no one, i turn around and gasp, john is standing there, a bulge had appeared and poked me as he got nearer, he pushed me onto kians bed, the bed was that bad it broke as i fell onto it, john says "a broken is nothing to worry about" i look up at him in disbelief, hes more masculine than i thought, he thrust himself onto me, his crotch area sticky to the touch, he then ripped a fart as he bent over, at this point i knew it was to late john, the fart he ripped(sticky to the touch) had me so in shock i wasnt ready for what was next, he picked and jamp on my head ripping the most monstrous, enormous, deadyl, sticky to the touch fart id ever seen, it knocked me out, i awoke to find i was in the WALLS, i looked out to find i was in the glory hole, my worst nightmare had become reality, i fully understood my purpose in life was to the holy glory hole, i heard "GRANDAD CAN I GET SOME V-BUCK" i then knew i was in for some kian treats The end