
Gigantism jokes
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.