Getaway jokes

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.