Getaway jokes

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.