George Floyd

George Floyd Jokes

Song

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Covid

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

America

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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  • Knee

    Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

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  • Breath

    Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

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