Geezer jokes
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Community talk
Leftoids think that the more wood a gun has, the less lethal it is. So add more wood to your gun. Their brains are that simple. Big black/grey metal = scary death machine, but wood = old geezer fart hunting rifle. That's how retarded they are. It makes leftist cowards easier to execute, and makes the gun more aesthetically pleasing as an added bonus.