Garter jokes

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.