Garter jokes

Fashion Sense

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Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Lgbt

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Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."