Garter jokes

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.