Gaming jokes
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.