Gaming jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
What's an emo's favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.