Gaming jokes

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

What do orphans do after they win a game?

Nothing, they have no one to play games with.

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.

"Among Us" tea water.

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

Sans Undertale.