Gaming jokes

What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

Dislike if: - You are horny.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

What's an emo's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.

MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨

Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne

Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket

⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens

What games do orphans hate?

Bingo.

What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.