Gaming jokes

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.

What’s an orphan's favorite game?

Catch.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?

Bored games.

What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?

A kill streak.

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?

Because they can actually buy a house.

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?

A rainbow.

What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!