Gaming jokes
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Gaming, uh?