Game Bird jokes

What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.

Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?

Really?

Well, the one I fucked did.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.