Funny Bone

Funny Bone Jokes

Skeleton

Why did the skeleton die from laughter?

'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"

Clown

Why was the clown sad?

He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.

Bone

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

Skeleton

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

Time

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

Night

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

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  • Skeleton

    Here are some skeleton jokes.

    You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

    If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

    I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

    I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

    I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

    I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

    I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

    Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

    Shooting

    Why are school shooting jokes so funny?

    Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!

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  • Papyrus

    Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

    Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

    Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

    Frisk: HAHAHA

    Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

    Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

    Bone

    Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

    Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

    Sans: What is it, dude?

    Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

    Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??

    Bone

    If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

    Leak

    We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.

    Parsley

    You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

    Bone

    My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

    Skeleton

    I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

    Bone

    Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

    Bone

    Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

    Sans: I am doing something.

    Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

    Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

    Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

    Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.