Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What did the German Shepherd dog say to Hitler?
Mein Fuhrer ist steickenbleiben in meinen zahnen.
