Fuckup jokes

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, fuck!

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.