Fuckup jokes

Pregnancy

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Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Mood

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I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

Slavery

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Community talk

Gotta loe the feeling of depression feling empty and incomplete but iidk what might help complete me ik its not death but idk what in life i want no more haven't felt lke this for a long time don't guess who i am not gonn confirm nor deny all of yall know me but thas al im saying about meself i j wish i coud love others lke the way my frends love me" oh wait i barly have any friends cuz im a complete fuckup i rlly wish i was someone different ig thats it