Criticism of Jake

hiiiiiii

I didn't "kill" the site, there have been more new people online in the past day or so than we've been getting for weeks

ohh thats good

and they leave or get banned immediately because of your shitty rules admit you're wrong

you are nothing outside of this website and will never amount to anything

you will spend years "moderating" (enslaving) this dead site for years while the world goes on without you

you will have contributed nothing of value other than to torture people on this site

you are worthless and you will die cold, alone, and emaciated

this is your life now. There is no turning back.

that is a bad life

shut the fuck up

ok

not you

sorry

it is ok

shut your bitch ass up

oh also i know you'll go "b-but muh job" you mean your wagecage? That isn't a job. That's your whole career. You'll flip burgers or rot in retail, and that's all your life will be until you retire.

go cry about it

I wouldn't be surprised if Jake is grooming these children like the pedophile he is

Jake will be the one crying when he realizes how much of his life he wasted

.

friendly fire will not be tolerated.

ill go get jack to bann your ass

2009

"N-no u" lmao, just face it, you have no arguments, and you know I'm right.

Oh, no, I'm SOOOOO scared.

Are you his girlfriend? I mean, you're next after Donut inevitably dumps his ass when she realizes they can never have physical contact

Oml

fish

How old are you? 10? 9? Nah, that's too old for Jake.

Lmao this is kind of funny to watch

it is

A real great job you've done with this site, Jake. Turning it into your pedo ring, a fine job.

told you

Cum-stained hands typed that post.

im 17 jackass

based

woot

Pffft and this is how you behave?

not like you

You don't even know how to use that word you just parrot it because it gets all the Gen Z erect

fish fish fish fish fish

Jake be like: "Ugh, I think I'll just ban this guy so I can go back to jacking off to underage girls."

pure comedy

Your life is, yes.

damm

I'm gen z bro

nah, its more of a tragedy

Jake doesn't know what I said:D

I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID

CHECK UWU BOI

Sht

or maybe a drama

Then why are you letting Gen Alpha inside fucking pedo

Are we really in a time where gen alpha is like 13 💀

damn we are

There are 12 year olds, 13 year olds, 9 year olsd even that have admitted being on this site in front of you

I THOUGHT GEN ALPHA WAS 2012

OH?

I SEE

But you ban people for being "mean"

SO YOU WANNA TRY AND FUCK WITH MY BOYFRIEND

OKOK

PRETTY SURE IT'S LIKE 2010

NAH NAH NAH NAH WHO TF DO U THINK U ARE HM?

do yall like feet

Oh there's your e-kitten

its 2010. If it was up to me, gen alpha would start in 2029

YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH

REALLY

She probably gets off the dopamine you give her with your incessant compliments, fucking weird pervert.

Just like you.

I DONT BELIEVE THAT

"E KITTEN" YET U ACTING ALL SUPERIOR DUMBASS

Maybe you really are meant for each other.

BE SO FUCKIN FR RN

FAKEEEEEE

GOT NOTHIN BETTER TO DO?

I mean, to be chained up and dragged down to hell together, I mean.

Nobody wants you on this planet.

WITH THAT UGLY ASS PROFILE

Hi

GEN ALPHA ENDS THIS YEAR

AND THAT BORING ASS PROFILE

THEN WE HAVE GEN BETA

fake matt?

I don't need a "profile" to speak my mind.

LMFAO GEN A IS GONNA SHIT SO HARD ON GEN BETA

"muh profile" no argument

fatt?

fr

Bro Jake check uwu

NO WAY

SEE

beans

I feel old

.NO?

Braindead zoomer just responds "fr" to everything lmao

sorry just testing something

IT ENDS IN 2025?

rip

WERE BOUTA BE NEW GEN NIGGAS

shut the fuck up legitimately no one gives a shit

You can tell there's nothing in that brain except for maybe the occasional gear or cog

…

DND

lets make a list. me simba amy virgo toast cherry leo flappy wilk undertale im with stupid mal chex etc.

THERE'S OVERLAP BETWEEN GENERATIONS

yo jake i have a question for bio

NAH CAUSE YOUR BASICALLY A FUCKIN TROLL

Looks like I struck a nerve

SO WHATS UP

ETHAN WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN

he is right

2010

WHAT

nah, she just gets angry for no reason sometimes

I WAS BOEN 2010

YOU THINK YOU HAVE SOME KINDA GOOD AS SPEECH

jake

AM I CRAZY

NO

BRO IS GEN ALPHA

Yeah, and you're all nobodies. What's your point?

okay then

NO HES NOT

ETHAN WHAT MONTH

1/21/2010

and what exactly are you?

hey whats going on

how are we nobodies?

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BRO

OH WAIT

GOTTA GO

BYE

cya

wtf is going on

Thks

bye flappy

anti-jake trolls

damn

why does everyone hate jake lmao

because its dagger

"everyone I don't like is a troll" Lmao do you plug your ears and say "lalalalalalalala" too?

some trolls are good, like toast

Anti-jakes is a good name for them

fr

yeah omg

Lol

question?

"Trolls who follow the law and act like good little slaves are good trolls"

who even r u lmao

nah, toast still trolls here and there on bp, but hes still a good guy

ya

toast is good

fr

trolls like AG are fun to have around because their shit is funny

its just the trolls that hate themselves that are bad, for example dagger

exactly

Idk what this bro is doing

im not im js curious

"muhfugga FR FR IM A BLACK AHH NIGGA FR ONG" You find this funny? Small things amuse small minds, I guess.

so what they are is more important than who they are?

awww

You retard a person's identity is fucking irrelevant on the internet, who they say they are is not who they are unless they fucking doxx themself. It's a picture with a name. It's worthless.

;-;

i’ve read what you say, and i’m still convinced you piss in jars and stroke your millimeter defeater while you e-sex with your discord kittens.

lol

,.....

"No u" That's what you gathered out of this? So it's true, indian shit even reaches up to their brains.

actions speak louder than words. ever heard of the cyber effect?

do yall play DND

what does being indian have to do with anything lmao :(

On the internet words speak louder than actions

your weird

i guess it’s also true that you can’t argue with braindead incels.

your opinion isnt helping dude

Look at you throwing all the buzzwords to see which one hits

i seriously doubt you’ve ever left your basement long enough to see and actual indian person.

drama

*an

oop their banned

good riddance :/

he’ll be back

bro was throwing red herrings all over the place

lmao

i am just wachiching the simpsons

I'm talking to ppls

SAY FHIS FAST: i 1 2 4 q

bro changed his name to JAKE_ISA PEDOPHILE

what a bozo lmao

dagger for sure

for sure

Nah idk if tht dagger

who would it be then

it’s not

Whoever it is, they're banned now

it’s dagger jr

hey Jake

how many daggers even are there

i realized it on the other post after he made the “indian shit curry” joke

oh

ya

also you never checked my post :/

which post?

sorry i'm in class rn

imagine

gtg ttyl

bye bye

aww I missed the fight