French Fries jokes

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.

Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?

In Greece.

What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?

They ketchup.

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

Why are french fries rude?

Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

Potato.

French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.