My mom told me that She and the owner of Chinese made a deal. Now we l get free Chinese food. So .I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food then my mom said I love him long time.
whats a convict's favorite song
I want to break free
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The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why does he does that my sister said Iove him long time.
I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.
Im in the alagba association call 666-666-666 to join the gan its free and free kills duidui
How did sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of windows 10
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
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He tried to install a free version of windows 10
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said 'Sex sex sex, free sex tonight,'. I said 'Wow'. Her friend corrected her by saying 'She means : 666-3629'.
