CommonShower thoughts1 year agoWhat’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
PizzaDAP ME UP1 year agoWhat's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?They both have red circles on their bodies.
RoastDez5 years agoFriend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."