Freddy Krueger jokes

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."