Freddy Krueger jokes
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
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Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more