Freddy Krueger jokes

Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

Guess what song this is from:

"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,

Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,

Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.

I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.