Freddy Krueger jokes
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
3, 4, better lock your door.
5, 6, grab a crucifix.
7, 8, stay up late.
9, 10, never sleep again.
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Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
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Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more