Freddy Krueger jokes
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Well, it's the gut slingin' east-side demon creeping' out the crypt Squeeze the fruit of death, I let it bleed and drip right off my lips Creepin' through the woods, don't hide your family, bitch, it's time to dip I came to slit your throat you stupid pussy motherfuckin' bitch If you should die, before you wake, bitch, that's my soul to take You stay up late, I put your head up on a fuckin' stake So get it straight, … Read more