BearRazor4 years agoI was walking in the forest with my gf.I had a Desert Eagle for protection.A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.
CharacterAnonymous4 years agoForrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
TreeAnonymous4 years agoMary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."