Forrest

Forrest jokes

Bear

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I was walking in the forest with my gf.

I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

Tree

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Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

Slavery

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Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Tree

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It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

Most foresters have a wooden personality.