Forrest

Forrest jokes

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Bear

  • I was walking in the forest with my gf.

    I had a Desert Eagle for protection.

    A bear jumped out of the bushes; one shot was enough to put my gf down, and it gave me enough time to run away.

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    Tree

  • Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."

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    Tree

  • It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.

    Most foresters have a wooden personality.