Forbidden Fruit jokes

If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.