Footage jokes

The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast,

honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Who said white people can't jump?

Look at the footage from 9/11.

I was studying in Turin, and my professor told me I had to use PENS only.

I looked in my bag for pens, and they were GONE. I looked at the surveillance footage and saw that CRISTIANO PENALDO stole ALL MY PENS. I was fuming. Shame on you, Penaldo!