Food Colour jokes

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

If you were a food, what would you be?

Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."

Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."

Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...