what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
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What flavour ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavour
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Whats binladens favourite flavour of crisp , plain
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ''can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may''(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn't change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road
Why where the people in 911 devastated They ordered extra flavoured pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
