First World War jokes

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.