First word jokes
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Babys Horenet's first word
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
Say "invented" without the first "n".