First Cause jokes
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Humanity.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Community talk
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more