First Cause jokes
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Community talk
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more