Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
