Finger-painting jokes

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.