Finger-painting jokes

What do lesbians do while having their period?

They finger paint.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....