Finger-painting jokes

Friend

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My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

Brain

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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