Filing System jokes

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?

A pedophile.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.