Fiction Section jokes

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.