Fiction Section jokes

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.

She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"