Fiction Section

Fiction Section jokes

Orphanage

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Library

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

women's rights

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

Book

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

Bible

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Right

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Right

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

Bible

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Right

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

Library

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.