Bookstore jokes

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?

campaign contribution to the Republican Party.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?

Guardian of the confessional booth.

Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...

Then IT hit me.

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am, I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.” The librarian replies, “No, you won’t give it back.”

A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"

The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."

"Yeah, that's the one!"