Bookstore jokes
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?
Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.
What is a glory hole at the adult bookstore used for?
campaign contribution to the Republican Party.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.