Fiction Section jokes

I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I once put the Bible in the fiction section.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.