Federal Reserve Note jokes

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

People claim that Trump has Russian ties.

FAKE NEWS!

All of Trump's ties are made in China.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.