Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. -- It's a complex complex complex.
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
