Fayetteville jokes

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.

Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.