Favorite Son Jokes

Roll

NibbaBoy
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What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

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Orphan

Ur MoM;)
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Priest

Anonymous
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What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

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Floor

Tyler deitz
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What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor

Kobe

Anonymous
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What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real

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Depression

Krispy
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What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

Orphan

kid toutcher
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what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

Dark Humor

queer angry and ready to fight god
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whats a child abusers favorite song

JUST BEAT ITT

Orphan

No one:I’m niko
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What are orphan’s favorite song

Home

Emo

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Whats the favorite Song of an Emo? Chain Hang Low

People

Ari
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what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Hell

Anonymous
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What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.

Puns

Anonymous
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What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

JFK

Anonymous
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Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

Michael Jackson

Anonymous
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What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”

Hell

Anonymous
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What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell

Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body

Song

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What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

Vegetarian

Anonymous
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What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef

Break

big papi
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whats a convict's favorite song

I want to break free