Favorite Son jokes

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

My son.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.

The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.