Favorite Son jokes

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.