Favorite Son Jokes

What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?

-They see me rolling.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

Next: Inappropriate Jokes

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor

What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real

What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy

whats a child abusers favorite song

JUST BEAT ITT

What are orphan’s favorite song

Home

Whats the favorite Song of an Emo? Chain Hang Low

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

What’s Steven Hawkins favorite song? Highway to hell because it’s a staircase to heaven.

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang

What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”

What is Steven hawkins favorite song? Highway To hell

What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

What is a vegetarian's favorite song?

No beef

whats a convict's favorite song

I want to break free