What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
